I’d Never Survive Here 🤯


"I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe."
- Jango Fett, Attack of the Clones

Did You Know?

A terminally ill Star Wars fan was granted his dying wish to watch The Rise of Skywalker before its official release. A hospice worker noticed his Star Wars tattoo and shared his wish on Twitter. Just two days later, a Disney representative arrived at the hospice with a black bag containing a hard drive with the movie. 🤯


Hey Reader, it’s Vance here! 👋

You know, as much as I love the Star Wars galaxy, I wouldn’t want to work there. Sure, being a Jedi or a pilot like Han Solo sounds cool, but what about the other jobs? Like moisture farming on Tatooine or wrangling rancors for Jabba? No, thanks.

The more I thought about it, the more I realized there are some truly awful jobs in Star Wars. From nerfherders to bounty hunters barely scraping by, the galaxy is full of careers you’d never want to put on your resume.

I’ve compiled a list of the 10 worst jobs in Star Wars—some of these might actually make Monday mornings feel a little easier. 😆

The 10 Worst Jobs to Have in Star Wars

I thought my job was bad… but these Star Wars gigs? Yikes.

I Was Confused Why Is It Called Night Trooper? 🤔

If you’ve been wondering like I had, let’s sort this out together.👇


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Thank you for reading. I hope you enjoyed today’s newsletter - if you have anything at all you’d like to ask, share, or say, just hit Reply and let me know.

May the Force be with you,

Vance

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